The Simpsons 1621 The Father, the Son, and the Holy Guest Star Times Watched: 826742 Comments: 113 Rating:
Bart is expelled by Principal Skinner for a prank at a school Meideval Festival that was actually caused by Groundskeeper Willie (who was mad at having to be the village idiot), and ends up going to a Catholic school, which is more affordable than other private schools. The only person who takes a reali interest in Bart is Father Sean, who explains he acted a bit like Bart in his day, and lends Bart a "Lives of the Saints" comic book. Marge is afraid that Bart is turning into a Catholic (which, with all of the sitting, standing, and kneeling, she calls "Simon Says without a winner"), but Homer is sidetracked by the fact that the school is having a pancake dinner followed by bingo, and when he discovers that he can be absolved of all sins through confession if he converts, Marge problems are doubled, especially when she realizes that Catholics do not believe in birth control.
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Comments: 113 (Page 1 of 8)
2013-06-04 at 10:57 PM
DEAD BART said:
i think bart is the king martin is the adviser
lisa is a budist and bart is cathalic screw that
catholics are not real christians
what the end
2013-04-24 at 10:43 AM
rustnroll said:
pious riot
2013-03-18 at 12:40 AM
Aliaman27 said:
Kill Lisa please
2013-02-03 at 01:51 PM
sturbi said:
Why does Lisa can be a buddhist but Bart cant be a catholic? FAVORITEES!
2012-09-01 at 05:37 AM
scottyp99 said:
9:48 - Lisa has gravy on her mashed potatoes! Haw, haw!
2012-08-17 at 11:43 PM
nedsgalpal said:
Im catholic and btw we eat meat on fridays!!! It's only during lent that we dont eat meat but whatever... ya still love this episode "Once you go vatican you dont go back again!" lol love that line!
2012-07-23 at 03:23 AM
sirmichaelvalentine said:
wow who'd a thought they'd have bart go catholic and stay that way bringing them together. me personally i dont care witch is witch i do the christmas thing with the tree. i dont care what that goes under.to top it off im not religious
2012-07-03 at 11:21 PM
OnRuChul said:
"Sean You wanker, repent of your wicked ways, or sod off"
Great episode, brilliant line xD
2012-07-01 at 04:07 PM
Syuuu said:
Mickey mouses dog?!
2012-02-12 at 09:12 PM
jayja45 said:
Marge is a real T*AT whean it comes to realigon first Lisa now bart. Your children don't have to bilive in what you had the misfortune to be brain-washed into!!!
2011-12-16 at 05:12 AM
Vampireia said:
What religon you are dosn't matter there IS no ONE true fath..stouped flander and lovejoy! personaly,i'm a wiccan.
2011-12-16 at 05:12 AM
Vampireia said:
What religon you are dosn't matter there IS no ONE true fath..stouped flander and lovejoy! personaly,i'm a wiccan.
2011-11-30 at 08:45 PM
Vlad235 said:
He Saw St.Peter After A Drunken Brawl With His Dad...Funny.
2011-09-25 at 03:25 PM
1997Simpson said:
cool
2011-09-21 at 04:57 AM
Eco-Gothic said:
But I Don't Just Say Things To Make Freinds
What I Sed In Other Commints Was True.