The Simpsons 318 Separate VocationsTimes Watched: 419051Comments: 31Rating:
After taking the Career Aptitude Normalization Test, or CANT test, Lisa finds out she's more suited to be a homemaker, while Bart is more suited to be a police officer. While Bart enjoys his taste of authority, Lisa turns into a bad kid.
NOTES: Steve Allen guest stars voices.
The song heard when Bart and Skinner search through the lockers for the Teachers' Editions is a variation of Harold Faltermeyer’s "Axel F" from the film Beverly Hills Cop.
LISA : I,LL SMOKE IT IN CLASS. WHAT EVER! today i i fell asleep for like 10 minutes in class. she did not even freaken know! and during science i ate a poptart then in realated arts i got up like every 2 minutes to ask a questoin but realy i was looking in the aswer key the whole time.and then i kept makig fun of this BLONDE chick who wouldnt stop talking so i told her a dumb blode joke here it is ....why did the blonde die from drinking milk the cow fell on her she sat there and stared at me then i got in trouble with the assitant princaple (rumor goin around sayin i cut myself NOT TRUE) all of that in 1 day
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2013-05-21 at 05:24 PM
DEAD BART said:
i wouldn't take the blame i would say milhouse did it lol
2013-01-28 at 06:22 PM
ElBarwto123 said:
´4 STARS
2013-01-06 at 12:25 AM
Ned Diddly Flanders said:
The firs-diddly-irst mirror never wor-doodely-orks diddly ding dong CRAP!
2012-11-26 at 05:42 AM
MoaningLisa said:
According to Wikipedia:
The song heard when Bart and Skinner search through the lockers for the Teachers' Editions is a variation of Harold Faltermeyer’s "Axel F" from the film Beverly Hills Cop.
2012-08-26 at 09:50 AM
MSchneider95 said:
The Locker scene: Is the music from anywhere?
2012-07-16 at 11:43 AM
bartdood said:
awesome episode
2011-10-18 at 01:04 AM
dexterror said:
I tell ya, they only come out at night
2010-11-02 at 04:14 AM
El___barto(im a girl) said:
LISA : I,LL SMOKE IT IN CLASS. WHAT EVER! today i i fell asleep for like 10 minutes in class. she did not even freaken know! and during science i ate a poptart then in realated arts i got up like every 2 minutes to ask a questoin but realy i was looking in the aswer key the whole time.and then i kept makig fun of this BLONDE chick who wouldnt stop talking so i told her a dumb blode joke here it is ....why did the blonde die from drinking milk the cow fell on her she sat there and stared at me then i got in trouble with the assitant princaple (rumor goin around sayin i cut myself NOT TRUE) all of that in 1 day
2010-09-12 at 05:20 AM
frew4 said:
wow, locker scene is my favorite
2010-08-22 at 01:12 AM
El___barto(im a girl) said:
dear lord ! XD
2010-08-13 at 03:01 PM
akka said:
love the old lady in the window well its aboute time
2010-08-07 at 08:57 AM
El___barto(im a girl) said:
im bad but i have the bad girl bathroom but i would never smoke
2010-07-24 at 07:46 PM
alek69er said:
lol lisa is badass like me xD
2010-07-22 at 03:52 AM
shootingstar27 said:
massive
2010-07-21 at 08:36 AM
El___barto(im a girl) said:
omg lisa acting like a bad ass omg !